sevenintothesea asked: HI! :) I just thought of a video from a while back that I wanted to revisit. I'm 90% sure I saw it here, which is why I've spent the past two hours browsing through a few tags and your archive. (And got distracted.) It's sort of a behind the scenes of a porn video, where the two actors seemed to be really into each other and it was really cute how they were still fooling around although the crew was taking a filming break or something. I couldn't find it! Please help? :)
Hello! I’m sorry for the delay; I’ve been away from tumblr entirely attending to my newly acquired mom duties. I’m also sorry that I don’t believe I have the video in question, although the quickest way to check would be to check my #video tag which shouldn’t be too many pages long. I remember people on twitter talking about this, and I believe sarahnwonderland (her twitter name) is the one who posted a bunch of stuff about this couple.
Anonymous asked: I miss your A/E stories! I hope you get back to writing<3
I am SO LATE in replying to this that I’m sure anon is long since gone. :( Sorry, anon! I’ve been away from tumblr coming to grips with being a new mom. Thank you so much for the comment! I’m actually slowly getting back to writing and am half a scene away from finishing another A/E story. This one is a sequel to To Kiss Fingerprinted Skin, and is angsty and porny (more angst than porn, tbh). I’m so glad you like my writing, though! It gives me heart to come back to it. <3
my favorite part of inception is when arthur straight up slaps a gun out of someone’s hand.
Will I ever not love this film and everything about it? No. No I will not.
GRRM breaks your heart featuring spoilers
- George R. R. Martin: This is Bran. Bran loves climbing things. Oh my god he is freaking all about climbing. He loves climbing things so much you don't even know. He's really good at climbing. Someday he's going to be a strong knight. He just loves running and climbing. He loves it so much.
- Readers: Aw, Bran, he's such a sweetheart. He's going to be so strong like his brothers.
- George R. R. Martin: Whoops. My finger slipped. Bran is now a paraplegic.
- Readers: Nnh! Whuh---Why would you---? But---he---But---climbing---
- George R. R. Martin: This is Jaime.
- Readers: Ah! Boo! We hate him!
- George R. R. Martin: Did I mention that all Lannisters get the best and sassiest lines in the whole series?
- Readers: Mmh... Still don't like him. Okay maybe we like him a little.
- George R. R. Martin: Jaime loves two things-- Cersei and Swordfighting. Also he's very sassy. And he's the best at swordfighting. Also his love with Cersei is really heartbreaking because incest is so messed up but at the same time there's really no one else in the world for them. They will never love other people like they love each other. Also Jaime really loves swordfighting. He loves swordfighting so much. You don't understand how much he loves swordfighting.
- Readers: Well...I guess...The more you think about it the more you see the Lannisters as tragic and sympathetic characters.
- George R. R. Martin: Did somebody say tragic?
- Readers: Wait---don't---
- George R. R. Martin: Remember how Jaime loved sword fighting and Cersei more than anything?
- Readers: Please----
- George R. R. Martin: Whoops. Sword hand gone. Cersei doesn't love him.
- Readers: (Weeping in fetal positions on the floor)
- George R. R. Martin: This is Theon. He loves archery and banging chicks.
- Readers: STOP.
I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.
realist shit I have ever read.
People think words don’t matter, but we made a word for this concept and look what it’s wrought. I wish there was some way we could collectively forget this fucking word.